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The Onion

The Onion

@TheOnion

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America's Finest News Source.

Joined on March 2008

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The Onion
1 year ago
Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link https://trib.al/FMhL4pm 

Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link https://trib.al/FMhL4pm 

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3 hours ago
A Reunion In The Works? Robert Plant And Jimmy Page Were Spotted At Guitar Center Buying A Led Zeppelin Tablature Book http://clckhl.co/yYNtk4W 

A Reunion In The Works? Robert Plant And Jimmy Page Were Spotted At Guitar Center Buying A Led Zeppelin Tablature Book http://clckhl.co/yYNtk4W 

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1 hour ago
Man Worried Any Crazy Person Could Get Hands On Congressional Seat https://trib.al/dHiiG4f 

Man Worried Any Crazy Person Could Get Hands On Congressional Seat https://trib.al/dHiiG4f 

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1 hour ago
Fascinating Lore: Nintendo Revealed That The Reason Mario Always Comes Back To Life After He Dies Is Because Both Heaven And Hell Reject His Soul https://trib.al/zMvt3sJ 

Fascinating Lore: Nintendo Revealed That The Reason Mario Always Comes Back To Life After He Dies Is Because Both Heaven And Hell Reject His Soul https://trib.al/zMvt3sJ 

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2 hours ago
Bolton Argues War With Iran Only Way To Avenge Americans Killed In Upcoming War With Iran https://trib.al/GDmEmGW 

Bolton Argues War With Iran Only Way To Avenge Americans Killed In Upcoming War With Iran https://trib.al/GDmEmGW 

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2 hours ago
‘Hunger Games’ Prequel Novel Coming In 2020 https://trib.al/WwR2E6K  #WhatDoYouThink?

‘Hunger Games’ Prequel Novel Coming In 2020 https://trib.al/WwR2E6K  #WhatDoYouThink?

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The Onion
3 hours ago
Rolos Unveils New Cryptocurrency Exclusively For Rolos Customers https://trib.al/TxbSALK 

Rolos Unveils New Cryptocurrency Exclusively For Rolos Customers https://trib.al/TxbSALK 

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The Onion
3 hours ago
Michael Bennet Quietly Asks Aide If Polling At N/A Is Good Or Bad https://trib.al/LuzxMAv 

Michael Bennet Quietly Asks Aide If Polling At N/A Is Good Or Bad https://trib.al/LuzxMAv 

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The Onion
4 hours ago
NXIVM Leader Struggling To Recall Exact Moment Sexual Slavery, Forced Branding Turned Into Something Darker https://trib.al/ZKTSE3K 

NXIVM Leader Struggling To Recall Exact Moment Sexual Slavery, Forced Branding Turned Into Something Darker https://trib.al/ZKTSE3K 

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The Onion
5 hours ago
Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ https://trib.al/6cZlNjY 

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ https://trib.al/6cZlNjY 

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5 hours ago
Small Town Rallies To Save Boy Trapped In Hell https://trib.al/ClqjJuv 

Small Town Rallies To Save Boy Trapped In Hell https://trib.al/ClqjJuv 

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The Onion
6 hours ago
U.S. Claims Drone Was Minding Own Business On Its Way To Church When Iran Attacked It Out Of Nowhere https://trib.al/tT2z61s 

U.S. Claims Drone Was Minding Own Business On Its Way To Church When Iran Attacked It Out Of Nowhere https://trib.al/tT2z61s 

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6 hours ago
Area 8-Year-Old Formally Rescinds Hunger Complaint Following Mother’s Insulting Banana Offer https://trib.al/I0wY5P8 

Area 8-Year-Old Formally Rescinds Hunger Complaint Following Mother’s Insulting Banana Offer https://trib.al/I0wY5P8 

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The Onion
7 hours ago
Lush Unveils New Line Of Anti-Aging Youthful Maiden BloodBombs https://trib.al/R3XeVwk 

Lush Unveils New Line Of Anti-Aging Youthful Maiden BloodBombs https://trib.al/R3XeVwk 

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The Onion
7 hours ago
Suitcase Spends All Year Looking Forward To Carousel Ride https://trib.al/6UkLRpy 

Suitcase Spends All Year Looking Forward To Carousel Ride https://trib.al/6UkLRpy 

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The Onion
8 hours ago
Reports Of Movie Being Good Reach Area Man https://trib.al/p5srXm2 

Reports Of Movie Being Good Reach Area Man https://trib.al/p5srXm2 

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The Onion
9 hours ago
Anthropomorphologists Find Earliest Known Evidence Of Banana Walking Upright https://trib.al/ZtFPLp1 

Anthropomorphologists Find Earliest Known Evidence Of Banana Walking Upright https://trib.al/ZtFPLp1 

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The Onion
10 hours ago
Disappointed Couple On 8-Month Waitlist To Get Married At Pentagon https://trib.al/gPHipK8 

Disappointed Couple On 8-Month Waitlist To Get Married At Pentagon https://trib.al/gPHipK8 

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10 hours ago
Nation Has Heart Set On Last Muffin https://trib.al/2JfMzRm 

Nation Has Heart Set On Last Muffin https://trib.al/2JfMzRm 

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The Onion
19 hours ago
For the latest from the world’s most unstoppable media juggernaut, visit http://theonion.com .

For the latest from the world’s most unstoppable media juggernaut, visit http://theonion.com .

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The Onion
19 hours ago
‘Without Them You Could Buy Anything,’ Whispers Amazon Echo As Man Stares Blankly At Family https://trib.al/BwEGtLE 

‘Without Them You Could Buy Anything,’ Whispers Amazon Echo As Man Stares Blankly At Family https://trib.al/BwEGtLE 

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