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The Onion

The Onion

@TheOnion

Tweets70916
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America's Finest News Source.

Joined on March 2008

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The Onion
1 year ago
Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link https://trib.al/FMhL4pm 

Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link https://trib.al/FMhL4pm 

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6 hours ago
Bernie Sanders Renounces Call For Economic Equality After Brush With Death Teaches Him Money Isn’t Everything https://trib.al/H3Gb5PX 

Bernie Sanders Renounces Call For Economic Equality After Brush With Death Teaches Him Money Isn’t Everything https://trib.al/H3Gb5PX 

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The Onion
8 hours ago
Dad Way Scarier When Controlling Temper https://trib.al/UL4BUNt 

Dad Way Scarier When Controlling Temper https://trib.al/UL4BUNt 

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9 hours ago
Hunter Biden Admits It Was Poor Judgment To Be Involved With Corrupt Biden Family https://trib.al/RLLSvbK 

Hunter Biden Admits It Was Poor Judgment To Be Involved With Corrupt Biden Family https://trib.al/RLLSvbK 

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11 hours ago
All-Business Adult In Halloween Shop Beelines It Straight For Pinhead Mask https://trib.al/moqVIFv 

All-Business Adult In Halloween Shop Beelines It Straight For Pinhead Mask https://trib.al/moqVIFv 

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The Onion
12 hours ago
This Week's Editorial Cartoon: "Wings And A Pair" https://trib.al/jTqCQGs 

This Week's Editorial Cartoon: "Wings And A Pair" https://trib.al/jTqCQGs 

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The Onion
14 hours ago
Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child https://trib.al/MDaDmS7 

Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child https://trib.al/MDaDmS7 

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16 hours ago
Nation’s CEOs Sign Pledge To Continue Fucking Over Americans https://trib.al/JmGdKQT 

Nation’s CEOs Sign Pledge To Continue Fucking Over Americans https://trib.al/JmGdKQT 

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The Onion
17 hours ago
Biggest Mistake Of Life Dressed Up As Pumpkin https://trib.al/zRffEOU 

Biggest Mistake Of Life Dressed Up As Pumpkin https://trib.al/zRffEOU 

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The Onion
19 hours ago
Jubilant ISIS Prisoners Hail American Liberators https://trib.al/L2VXzlH 

Jubilant ISIS Prisoners Hail American Liberators https://trib.al/L2VXzlH 

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The Onion
1 day ago
Report: Girlfriend’s Parents Could Hear Everything https://trib.al/DEJE1qp 

Report: Girlfriend’s Parents Could Hear Everything https://trib.al/DEJE1qp 

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1 day ago
Haunted House Guests Escorted Into VIP Section Where They Can Touch The Performers https://trib.al/jlfxQFa 

Haunted House Guests Escorted Into VIP Section Where They Can Touch The Performers https://trib.al/jlfxQFa 

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1 day ago
For more world-renowned reportage, visit http://theonion.com .

For more world-renowned reportage, visit http://theonion.com .

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ClickHole
1 day ago
Lucky Break For Wendy’s: A Woman Found A Dead Rat In Her Wendy’s Fries And She’s Absolutely Ecstatic About It http://clckhl.co/lwvPejD 

Lucky Break For Wendy’s: A Woman Found A Dead Rat In Her Wendy’s Fries And She’s Absolutely Ecstatic About It http://clckhl.co/lwvPejD 

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"I would like to assure you that The Cube knows all, sees all, and judges all—it is the ultimate arbiter, and from now on, it will tell us the correct course of action in all situations."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1185252483767115776 

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1 day ago
House Haunted By Tortured Souls Of Current Residents https://trib.al/CnDH78r 

House Haunted By Tortured Souls Of Current Residents https://trib.al/CnDH78r 

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Spooky City proprietor Curtis Hawkins noted that except for the Exxon station, the Goodwill store, and a vape shop, every single retail space he looked at on Main Street was vacant. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1185244673927012353 

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1 day ago
Furious Maitre D’ Can Only Assume Hostess Didn’t Realize She Was Addressing Everlast https://trib.al/OYWv3WC 

Furious Maitre D’ Can Only Assume Hostess Didn’t Realize She Was Addressing Everlast https://trib.al/OYWv3WC 

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1 day ago
Pete Buttigieg Tries Appealing To Moderate Boomers By Announcing He Doesn’t Agree With His Choice To Be Gay But Respects His Decision https://trib.al/sMwu8cW 

Pete Buttigieg Tries Appealing To Moderate Boomers By Announcing He Doesn’t Agree With His Choice To Be Gay But Respects His Decision https://trib.al/sMwu8cW 

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1 day ago
Trump Miami Resort To Host Next Year’s G-7 https://trib.al/O3hMjWq  #WhatDoYouThink?

Trump Miami Resort To Host Next Year’s G-7 https://trib.al/O3hMjWq  #WhatDoYouThink?

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1 day ago

Legal Quandary: These Two Brothers Have Been Looking At Each Other’s Penises Through Telescopes For 72 Straight Hours And The Police Can’t Tell If It’s Incest Or Not http://clckhl.co/sb7xk18 

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