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The Onion

The Onion

@TheOnion

Tweets69544
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America's Finest News Source.

Joined on March 2008

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We looked inside some of the tweets by @TheOnion and here's what we found interesting.

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The Onion
1 year ago
Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link https://trib.al/FMhL4pm 

Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link https://trib.al/FMhL4pm 

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The Onion
17 minutes ago
Signs Make Upcoming Section Of Road Sound Pretty Badass https://trib.al/GTGXCFK 

Signs Make Upcoming Section Of Road Sound Pretty Badass https://trib.al/GTGXCFK 

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The Onion
1 hour ago
Orca Mother Carries Around Dead Calf For Two Weeks As Warning To All Who Would Defy Her https://trib.al/EItKyrc 

Orca Mother Carries Around Dead Calf For Two Weeks As Warning To All Who Would Defy Her https://trib.al/EItKyrc 

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The Onion
3 hours ago
Wall Street Worried About Key Recession Indicator After Ominous Black Storm Clouds Spotted Atop Mount Money https://trib.al/KtCHMPs 

Wall Street Worried About Key Recession Indicator After Ominous Black Storm Clouds Spotted Atop Mount Money https://trib.al/KtCHMPs 

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The Onion
5 hours ago
Vegan Unaware Pineapple He’s Eating Once Used To Beat Cow To Death https://trib.al/pb2IPPz 

Vegan Unaware Pineapple He’s Eating Once Used To Beat Cow To Death https://trib.al/pb2IPPz 

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The Onion
7 hours ago
Mr. Met’s Son Beginning To Think He Adopted https://trib.al/eMZ2cvw 

Mr. Met’s Son Beginning To Think He Adopted https://trib.al/eMZ2cvw 

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The Onion
8 hours ago
Damning Investigation Finds Jeffrey Epstein Left Unsupervised For Decades Prior To Suicide https://trib.al/AeZIYGX 

Damning Investigation Finds Jeffrey Epstein Left Unsupervised For Decades Prior To Suicide https://trib.al/AeZIYGX 

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The Onion
10 hours ago
God Planning To Get Rid Of Harsh Shadows By Adding Second Sun https://trib.al/sLIkCEZ 

God Planning To Get Rid Of Harsh Shadows By Adding Second Sun https://trib.al/sLIkCEZ 

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The Onion
12 hours ago
Woman 7 Golden Retrievers Short Of Childhood Vision https://trib.al/x1mvydz 

Woman 7 Golden Retrievers Short Of Childhood Vision https://trib.al/x1mvydz 

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The Onion
21 hours ago
Virgin Mary Night-Light Stares Accusingly As Christian Teen Masturbates https://trib.al/d82Um5u 

Virgin Mary Night-Light Stares Accusingly As Christian Teen Masturbates https://trib.al/d82Um5u 

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The Onion
22 hours ago
Epstein Associates Distance Selves By Insisting They Hadn’t Used His Child Sex Trafficking Ring In Years https://trib.al/Wgn2dKp 

Epstein Associates Distance Selves By Insisting They Hadn’t Used His Child Sex Trafficking Ring In Years https://trib.al/Wgn2dKp 

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The Onion
1 day ago
Two Dozen Restaurant Patrons Made Violently Ill From Marriage Proposal https://trib.al/ypC5Op3 

Two Dozen Restaurant Patrons Made Violently Ill From Marriage Proposal https://trib.al/ypC5Op3 

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The Onion
1 day ago
Pete Buttigieg Charms Crowd At Iowa Truck Stop By Sampling Local Meth https://trib.al/iCfLIVc 

Pete Buttigieg Charms Crowd At Iowa Truck Stop By Sampling Local Meth https://trib.al/iCfLIVc 

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1 day ago
Gluten-Free Pancake Mix Just A Bag Of Sand https://trib.al/3aF41oy 

Gluten-Free Pancake Mix Just A Bag Of Sand https://trib.al/3aF41oy 

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1 day ago
Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week https://trib.al/0IJiwsh 

Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week https://trib.al/0IJiwsh 

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1 day ago
Report: You The Only One Who Really Knows What Happened To Jeffrey Epstein https://trib.al/y87Sjja 

Report: You The Only One Who Really Knows What Happened To Jeffrey Epstein https://trib.al/y87Sjja 

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The Onion
1 day ago
Child Boosted On Shoulders For Better View Of Man Having Heart Attack https://trib.al/pOeDiQD 

Child Boosted On Shoulders For Better View Of Man Having Heart Attack https://trib.al/pOeDiQD 

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The Onion
1 day ago
This Week's Editorial Cartoon: "(Public) Space Invaders" https://trib.al/9X8BLH8 

This Week's Editorial Cartoon: "(Public) Space Invaders" https://trib.al/9X8BLH8 

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The Onion
1 day ago
Threat Level Downgraded As Insect Revealed To Be Ladybug https://trib.al/WqMpebv 

Threat Level Downgraded As Insect Revealed To Be Ladybug https://trib.al/WqMpebv 

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"Combating declining fertility was hard work but very satisfying, and everyone was really fantastic. I estimate that nine months from now there will be a population explosion."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1162419523661811715 

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ClickHole
2 days ago
An Incredible Prodigy: This 4-Year-Old Wine Taster Just Became The Youngest Person Ever To Pass The Master Sommelier Exam http://clckhl.co/cHzniB8 

An Incredible Prodigy: This 4-Year-Old Wine Taster Just Became The Youngest Person Ever To Pass The Master Sommelier Exam http://clckhl.co/cHzniB8 

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