Dan Snyder buys businesses to ruin them #DanSnyderFacts
When Dan Snyder dies, God will say, "Dan, the way you treated people on earth leaves me no choice but to send you to hell. Is there any reason I should send you to heaven instead?"
"It's Mr. Snyder," he'll reply.
I once fooled an entire NFL fanbase for 20 years into blaming Vinny Cerrato and Bruce Allen for my helplessly moribund dysfunction. #DanSnyderFacts
Dan Snyder shops for clothes at baby gap. #DanSnyderFacts
Dan Snyder takes team management tips from Mike Brown #DanSnyderFacts
Why is anyone surprised that Dan Snyder requires grown adults to refer to him as Mr. Snyder? Money can buy a lot but not common sense! That child in a grown man’s body is a douchebag! Simple as that! His team will never be successful until he gets out of the way! #DanSnyderFacts
He touched me inappropriately. That’s a force-to-sell offense right? #DanSnyderFacts
#DanSnyderFacts Dan throws peanuts at kids with nut allergies.
#DanSnyderFacts Dan Snyder wrote and directed The Serbian Film
Dan Snyder hates kids, old people and puppies. #DanSnyderFacts
Dan Snyder sits down to pee. #dansnyderfacts
You reap what you sow. #DanSnyderFacts
Dan Snyder thought the 5th lead from Kindergarten Ninja would be a great GM #DanSnyderFacts
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Dan doesn’t eat hot dogs just the hotdog water. #DanSnyderFacts
Dan slightly unscrews salt shakers at restaurants #DanSnyderFacts
Dan Snyder eats his boogers #dansnyderfacts