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eating a bagel at dunkin donuts and i heard someone at the drivethru try to pay for the next person's order and the cashier says "ok that's $38" and the guy at the window goes "man are you fucken kidding me"
people who hate Adesanya talk about Kelvin Gastelum as if he’s the size of bagel guy
The scene in spiderverse where the bagel hits the guys head and it just says BAGEL above him
Do you guys also fantasize about what your lives will be like when you win the lotto?
Right now I'd be grabbing a quick feta & avocado bagel with a cuppacino on my way home to nap after dropping my kids off at school and getting in a quick 45min yoga session😫
When the Mister Bagel guy keeps forcing you into a conversation:
"Didn't come here to talk, just gimme ma bagel." uWu
calling it right now; within 2 weeks the airplane seat puncher guy will either be featured in right-wing media or be selling his own merch like the bagel boss guy
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It’s 5:35 am. Ordered a bagel at the Amtrak station. Guy behind counter doing that “joke” where when a customer orders he just says “no” and stands there. So I joke back by walking away and not ordering. “My train is waiting and you said you didn’t have bagels.” Ha. Ha.
Yeah that lizard guy is cute but what about this adorable fucking dodo guy???
Said goodnight to this fella today. RIP Pea, what a lovely little lad you were. Bagel (the other fluffy guy) is never gonna be the same again without you.
Me: [pondering bagel] What the hell is a sesame?
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Take in this white guy offered me a bagel today and when I said no...he asked, “Is it because you’re muslim” LMAOOOOO what it’s because I already had breakfast Montgomery
just realized the guy didn’t get charge me for the bagel yesterday with my coffee
Tried to have small talk with the guy no one likes at my job and he critiqued how many carbs I was eating??? This is why I hate men. Like, yes I’m enjoying my bagel, mind your business.
I don’t care what you accomplish this week, it won’t be as great as Emma Huberty dressing up as the bagel guy from iCarly.
Full student section participation as always for @BemidjiBoysBall’s annual Silent Night. Jacks are hosting Grand Rapids at 7:30 tonight.
I’ll never forget the time a couple posted up outside of bagel boss and did a whole photoshoot after the “”scandal”” with the short guy.
And I just had to watch because what else am I gonna do at work?