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Zak Kukoff

Zak Kukoff

@zck

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One man party round. Investing in enterprise at @EmergenceCap. Previously at @Flexport, @DormRoomFund, @reachfund. See my best tweets: http://zk.cm/tweets 

San Francisco, CA
Joined on January 2010

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Zak Kukoff
1 hour ago
Startups buying from other startups like

Startups buying from other startups like

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Spaceballs.

You’ve invented Spaceballs. https://twitter.com/dw_business/status/1195351949337616386 

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VCs at YC Demo Day https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1195520687286308864 

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Zak Kukoff
1 day ago

typos just make me more powerful

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Zak Kukoff
1 day ago

Broke: Trump reply guys

Woke Naval reply guy

Bespoke: dril reply guys

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Our GP Joe put together some amazing resources for entrepreneurs.

I wish I had these available when I was running my company. https://twitter.com/zck/status/1195488091538018304 

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Zak Kukoff
1 day ago
Now available: our library of take-home templates from @thejoefloyd’s Summit presentationHow to structure a Series A/B pitch deck: https://docs.google.com/presentation/u/5/d/1Kf5Os9MZgzOWk7WZO-8cTyXQDr995kBj9HUSriut5iI/mobilepresent#slide=id.p1 …The only CRM you need to successfully raise: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pUoKU_CjEaJDyHtyZJ2NLVhI-EuIBNgHtF_tk_-_IJs/htmlview#gid=884027509 …FULL LIBRARY: https://www.emcap.com/thoughts/the-emergence-secret-playbook/ …

Now available: our library of take-home templates from @thejoefloyd’s Summit presentation

How to structure a Series A/B pitch deck: https://docs.google.com/presentation/u/5/d/1Kf5Os9MZgzOWk7WZO-8cTyXQDr995kBj9HUSriut5iI/mobilepresent#slide=id.p1 

The only CRM you need to successfully raise: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pUoKU_CjEaJDyHtyZJ2NLVhI-EuIBNgHtF_tk_-_IJs/htmlview#gid=884027509 

FULL LIBRARY: https://www.emcap.com/thoughts/the-emergence-secret-playbook/ 

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Zak Kukoff
1 day ago

The Stanford-venture industrial complex continues their failure to enact regulatory capture on the city of San Francisco

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Zak Kukoff
2 days ago

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broke: you belong with me
woke: you belong with PE

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Zak Kukoff
2 days ago

Carlyle inspiring a generation of Swifties to work in PE

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The Carlyle Group is fucking metal https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1195123215657508867 

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Zak Kukoff
2 days ago

Exclusively sending holiday party invites via Docsend so I can track who’s bringing an unauthorized +1

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Zak Kukoff
3 days ago

Broke: every billionaire is a policy failure

Woke: every MLM participant is a policy failure

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Zak Kukoff
3 days ago

Building a bot that auto-tweets “just discovered http://docs.new ” every six weeks to maximize virality on here

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Zak Kukoff
3 days ago

Hulu - $13
Netflix - $12
HBO Now/Max - $15
Disney+ - $7
Amazon Prime - $9
Mourad - $2,000
CBS All Access - $6
YouTube TV - $50

Total: $2,112 per month for streaming and entertainment services

Explain how this was supposed to save us money over cable?

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Zak Kukoff
4 days ago

Tech needs a shared calendar because by my count there are at least 3 summits competing for Twitter airtime this AM

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Zak Kukoff
4 days ago

My advice: diligence your potential investors the same way they’ve no doubt diligenced you (even if you’ve just met them).

Ask to talk to founders in their portfolio who failed. See how they support founders who’ve struggled.

Only then feel comfortable with them on your board.

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Zak Kukoff
4 days ago

These rounds involve a partner joining your board for the next 10-15 years. They’ll be who you rely on when you’re growing—and when you’re struggling.

Making a commitment with no diligence feels as strange as a shotgun marriage. Would you marry someone after knowing them 72 hrs?

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Zak Kukoff
4 days ago

One trend I’m noticing: the rise of the shotgun financing.

An increasing number of companies are rushing into Series A, B, etc financings without running a full process — sometimes within 72 hours of meeting a partner.

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